timid:

I was looking through all my notebooks from years ago and I came across this and it gave me shivers

qaming:

me in science

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hotpockette:

family time

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school

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getting up

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moving

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food

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anariesdiamond:

I was like a pretty vase of flowers, and you watered me everyday without a doubt, and although i was healthy and fresh, when you stopped watering me i became sicker and sicker, and slowly i wasted into something no one would bother to take a second look at. This is what it felt like when you stopped giving me the attention i needed. anariesdiamond©

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

Fucking fuckers

  • me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
  • dude: nice bag.
  • me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
  • dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
  • me: uh... yeah?
  • dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
  • me:
  • me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
  • dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
  • me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
  • dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
  • me:
  • me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
  • me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
  • dude: uh... what?
  • me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
  • dude:
  • me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
  • dude: what are you even talking about?
  • me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
  • dude:
  • dude:
  • dude:
  • dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
  • me: his name is Norrin Radd.
  • dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
  • passthecocaine:

    we wish you a merry christmas

    we wish you a merry christmas

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    and a happy new year

    asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

    me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .